One day imma gona to Malta to bigga hotell
In the morning i go down to eat a breakfast
I tell the waitress i wanna 2 pisses of toast
She brings me only one piss
I tell her i wanna to piss
She says go to the toilet
I say you dont understand
I want to piss on my plate
She say you better no piss on the plate You son of a bitch!
I dont even know the lady And she calls me a son of a bitch

Later

I go to eat at a bigga resturant
The waitress bring me a spoon and a knife, but no fork!
I tell her i wanna the fuck
She tellin me everyone wanna fuck
I tell her you dont understand I wanna fucka on the table
She say you better not fuck on the table You son of a bitch!

So i go back to my room in a hotel And there is no sheeats on the bed
Call the manager and im tellin him i wanna shit!
He tellin me go to the toilet
I say you dont understand I wanna shit on my bed!
He say you better not shit on my bed You son of you bitch!

I go to the check out and the man in the desk says Peace on you
i said piss on you too you son of a bitch!

Im goin back to Italia, Arrivederci